When I was young. When the bus driver had to be paid before seating. The guys and I were in the stream late. On the dance floor. We couldn’t afford bus money. We went up to Løvenstad where the 362 bus went home to Lørenskog via the hospital. A friend had an idea. I weighed the least. I pretended to be unconscious. The guys said he had to be pumped for alcohol to the driver. They carried me boarding. I got up when the bus was at the hospital and got out. We all pointed the finger To the bus and it drove on. You guys have it deaf.
Når jeg var 6-7 år. Drittunge. Hadde jeg klatret opp takrenne rørene opp på barnehage garasjetaket. Trodde jeg kunne fly som supermann. Taket var 3 meter høyt. Løp og hoppet ned til sandkassen. Feilet. Opp igjen . Feilet . Opp igjen. Snart vil det skje.
Var drittunge. Veranda i 3 etasje. Bil vei nedenfor. Jeg og venner kastet egg på bilene. Sånt sitter lenge på lakken.
Det begynte med at jeg fikk supermann drakt. Løp på gresset. Skjønte fort jeg ikke fløy. Dro opp til barnehage garasje taket. Ingen ting forandret seg. 2021. Drittungen meg tror han må opp i høyden og hoppe for å fly.
15 years old. Qualified the funbox at Trysil with a dive bomb at Trysil. Sprite night flight. In the evening. Huge big air. Thought I couldn’t do any tricks. Thought I’d wake up. High speed. Woke up. Straight up to the quarter pipe. Didn’t brake. Flew straight up. Landed on my back on the mattresses at the top. The audience was shocked. Ouuuughhh. I lift my back up towards the audience. Raise my arms in the air like I’ve won. The audience cheers. He survived.
Basketball tournament in Kristiansand. 12 years old. Disco in the evening. I danced in the thing after no one dared to dance. A journalist suddenly takes pictures with a flash. He later asks if he can come to a ball game the next day. He takes pictures there and then. Mini me. I have the ball in charge in front of a tall bastard. Snap. In the newspaper it said «least on the court, biggest at the disco» with pictures from the ring on the floor and on the court in front of the tall forward. Point guards rule.
My boss still owes me millions of kroner. We were kids. On the bench playing blackjack. Straight or double. After straight or double.
In Vancouver at my aunt’s. Was the 13th to swim. Climbed up a steep path. 23 meters above the water. Wanted to turn around. But the way back down was dangerous. Took half an hour before I pulled myself together. Splash
2nd grade elementary school. Bought a jewelry pendant and necklace. A heart that was broken in two. Got down on one knee for her and asked will you share your heart with me? She said yes. Didn’t get a kiss. The class rings while I’m finishing giving. Next class recess she throws jewelry at me.
3rd grade. Visar has gone too close to the cliff above the parking lot high above the school visible from the window. Some other kids saw it and shouted for help. I watch from the classroom. Teacher says no one goes out. I think fast. He is close to the fence behind him. I brought a shovel. I went up. He was lying on ice under the snow according to him. If he moved he would slip over the edge. About 5 meters. I put my foot on the fence and lie down and reach for him. I wouldn’t have made it without the shovel. Saved
Jeg var 11 Lillebror 7. han så meg på pc ta opp stemmen og spole ned avspillingen så stemmen ble roligere og mørkere. Bro gspiller inn bombetrussel og ringer barneskolen. Full evakuering.
Sixshot.com I showed my little brother. After a year he was nominated for the most notorious biter. He copied battle rhymes from other sites for his MC battles on sixshot. People watched other famous battle sites. And he fucked up. He still says he never bites 🤣
Mom is here. Says when I was little. I loved eggs. Mom put the eggs on top of the washing machine open tray. Immigrant store style. I always went there and stretched my arm up and took an egg. Dropped it on the ground. Got scared and laughed. When my parents found out I crushed them and ate them. They switched places on the eggs.
Brother Sam and I went to the stream on ice where we lived. Sam went through. Only his leg. On the way home he grins «get my dad get my dad fast. I’m losing my leg» 1 week only 1 time never escaped again. hehe
I, Kim, Bang and Eskinder went to the Major’s Room. Stayed until the last subway went. Had to go home to Kim on the pine tree. Kim had a deep fryer that I didn’t have at home. We deep fried a lot. Remove. Extra dig with munchies. He was the first one I chose to camp with when I had a reason to escape from home. Was 14 ish french fries. Grill spices.
The final Renovation of the Universe 